Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Second to last post.

A compilation of various thoughts that crossed my mind at some point between the coasts. In no particular order, I just didn’t have the chance to integrate them into a normal post, so here they are:

Just before Rochester, NY I had shooting pains at the base of my neck. I adjusted my seat a bit, messed around with handlebar placement, but my neck just kept hurting. Christopher’s mom, a masseuse, met us all in Rochester and she helped relieve the pain. But even better, she recommended that I sleep without a pillow; she hasn’t slept with a pillow for years. So from then on out, I ditched the self-inflating camping pillow that I bought especially for the trip and plopped straight down on my thermarest. And you know what? It worked.

All that time biking really does change your perspective at how you look, think and act. There are just different realities from a car, like not have a steel cage protecting you. Or airbags. Or seatbelts for that matter. But one of the biggest things I needed to change was my mentality towards approaching stoplights. Now, I was raised to minimize the amount of braking before approaching a stoplight, to better conserve my momentum, not put extra wear and tear on my brakes and just to have a fun little game to play. And it’s the same mentality of a bike, only increased, because any wasted speed/momentum is something my legs will have to make up later. In the spirit of maintaining this, when approaching a red light, I would stop pedaling and just coast, hoping that by the time I reached the light it would be green and I could just go on my merry way. Turns out there’s a big speed difference between coasting in a car and on a bike. Most of the time, I found that in the time I was coasting, the light would turn red, then back to green, and by the time I coasted there, it turned back to red and I’d have to pull on the brake and stop. Good thing for most of the 2000 miles on Route 2 there wasn’t a stoplight in sight. Because even once I became self-aware of my problem, I still didn’t get the hang of it.

After eating breakfast, cleaning the church was the most important part of our morning routine. It’s a big production, requiring all hands to help out. Making sure the carpet vacuumed, floors swept, kitchen tided and bathrooms unclogged. Especially in the beginning we were very intense about it. To the point that if we were outside, we’d take off our shoes to head back inside, so not to track dirt in. On two occasions, I remember seeing the following play out. Do I want to take off my shoes to go inside and use the bathroom? Or leave the shoes on and just pee somewhere outside. On both occasions laziness won and a bush was found.

The amount of days that we didn’t have showers fits on one hand. Props to our leaders, that’s quite impressive. And a big part of why I think there was not much drama among us. We were clean and comfortable.

Somewhere near Duluth, I noticed that the sunblock I slathered on every morning was no longer absorbing. It just stayed on my skin as a thinly spread white layer. And that’s how it stayed for the rest of the trip. Every morning, I’d cover my chamois with chamois butter and then go about putting on my sunblock leaving white traces on anything that I accidentally brushed into.

Bike and Build. We’re good at biking. We’re good at building. And we’re great at being redundant. It’s bound to happen when there are 30 people around. You chat with a few people and tell them about your day. And then go about your business, then find yourself telling the same story to a different set of people. Or, we give presentation about our program to the churches that host us and we’ve been telling the same stories over and over again. While, it’s new for all the members there, for us it, “Ugh, the Theodore Roosevelt story again? We’ve already told that.” Or even just saying the same instructions or directions in the morning, those get repeated a lot. Things, stories and questions just get repeated a lot. We’ve become very good with selective hearing. There have been many occasions where you’ll be asking a general question to a group of people and not a single person will respond back.

Our bike ride into Chewelah, WA, I had a realization about Bike and Build. What we’re doing, this is our job for the summer. We bike from 8am to 4pm everyday. And on build days we set aside 9-5 to work at the site. Sure, you can view it as some joyride that we’re taking across the country, but it’s just as structured as other friends that are doing the daily grind. I’m doing the daily grind to. I’m just grinding gears, pavement and muscle.

It’s funny the habits you pick up along the way to adapt. Most places have limited bathrooms, so to beat the rush in the morning and sometimes in the evening, I’ve taken to heading to the kitchen to brush my teeth and wash my face. And somewhere along the line, I forget where, it just became normal. To the point where it felt weird to not be using the kitchen sink.

Going through North Dakota and Montana, we crossed paths with lots of motorcycles on their way to and back from Sturgis, South Dakota for the annual rally there. As with most moving vehicles, you can hear them well before you see them. I quickly picked up on the distinct grumble of the motorcycles that would be passing by. And I quickly realized that motorcycles always traveled in packs. So when I heard a motorcycle coming from behind, I knew to brace myself for more than just one. Often, they’d honk as they passed by, which is tolerable if we are crossing paths, but just annoying and scary if they are coming from behind. I never really knew what they were honking for, it seemed like in solidarity. Solidarity for two-wheeled transportation. Bonding over the excess of cars and their four wheels. Well motorcycles, I don’t feel any kinship with you. Though we both have two wheels, you have an engine that’s fueled by gasoline, I have my body that’s fueled by whatever I can get my hands on to eat. Stop honking.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Kangaroo Court #3 - Glasgow, MT

The last and final K-Court.

To: Finnfest
From: Everyone who went to Finnfest
Re: Where are all the Finns?

To: Bobby
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For not getting a townie

To: Derek
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For eating cereal with chopsticks

To: US-23
Fine: 2 billion barrels of oil
Re; For taking aesthetic cues from the Persian Gulf

To: The van
From: Everyone
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For sucking

To: The wind
From: Everyone
Fine: 50 cents
Re: You suck

To: Oversive Loads
From: Craig Lee
Fine: 25 cents
Re: Two parts 1) Courtesy flush and 2) Giant windmill blades on the road

To: J-Muffin
From: J-Nasty
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For J-Muffin’ the wind out of me

Props: Katrina
From: Jessie
Re: For riding your bike after breaking your hand

Props: Jessie
From: Craig, Kate, Kathy and Erik
Re: Being a badass and pulling us up all the hills into Pepin

Props: Sean
From: Joy
Re: For finishing the largest pancake I’ve ever seen

To: Derek
From: Anson
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For creeping me out by napping with your eyes open

To: Isaiah
From: Kathy
Fine: 5 cents
Re: One word: Grayba

To: Trailer door
From: Joy
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For hitting me in the head!

Props: Joy
From: Everyone
Re: Thanks for the que sheets

To: Mosquitos
From: Craig
Fine: 1 tube of cortisone
Re: Look what you did to my neck

To: Dae
From: Jessie
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For saying within earshot of Isaiah’s mother, “Oh wow, Isaiah was a fatty!”

To: Christopher
From: The general bingo public
Fine: One bingo card
Re: For getting competitive at Bingo. As if there is any skill involved. Quote, “Screw these old people. They’ve lived their lives.”

To: Dan/GPS
From: The Pepin peloton
Fine: 5 miles and 5 pieces of chalk
For: Leading us into a wildlife refuge with dirt roads

To: Bobby
From: Jessie
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For saying, “When we finish moving the dirt off the tarp there’s just gonna be mud. We should get the girls over here so they can wrestle.”

To: Ian
From: Craig, Kate, Kathy and Jessie
Fine: 5 miles of my life back
Re: For chalking, “I pity the fool” and thinking that others would interpret it as “right turn.”

To: Zack
From: Jessie (his date)
Fine: Formal apology
Re: For calling me “babe”

To: Katrina
From: Kate, Jessie, Isaiah and Bobby
Re: For drinking out of your retainer container. Use a cup! Al Gore wouldn’t drink out of his retainer container.

To: Administration
From: The riders
Fine: Your jobs
Re: For leaving us up shit creek without a paddle. Reference to the van and tents.

To: Prom
From: Kim
Fine: 50 cents (one admissions ticket)
Re: For existing

To: Weather.com
Re: Your job is to predict the weather and you suck at it.

To: Kathy
From: Kangaroo Court
Re: Leave me alone!

To: Dead cat on road
From: Joy
Fine: 43 cents
Re: For giving me nightmares

To: Maki
From: Joy
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For laughing insanely for at least 45 minutes after seeing dead cat

To: Maki
From: Jessie
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For thinking a dead cat with its eyes and guts popping out is the funniest thing to ever hit the planet.

To: Dead Cat
From: Laura
Fine: 27 cents (1 cent per mile laughed)
For having bulgy eyes and making me laugh all day because of the ugliness.

To: Hinckley
From: Craig
Fine: 1 night back
Re: I hate you.

To: Reed
From: Kathy
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For sagging your chamois so it looks like you’re carrying a load in your pants.

To: Whoever thought it was a good idea to bring a huge glass bottle of hot sauce on the trip
From: Kate
Fine: One bottle of hot sauce, preferably plastic
Re: Yours fell out of the trailer.
Props to Isaiah for helping me scrape it off the ground.

To: Bike and Build
From: Kangaroo Court
Re: Do not lose me again

Props: Anson
From: Kate
Re: For being the bike god and saving most of our group from days of squeaky bikes and dysfunctional deraileurs. We owe you.

To: Christopher, Joy, Isaiah, and Dan
From: Kathy
Fine: Van clean-up for the rest of the trip
Re: That shithole is so dirty and I clean it yet I don’t leave my taco bell wrappers or apple cores or condoms in it. Then I wind up throwing away important documents and you get mad. Stop the insanity please.

Dear MIT John,
Yes, I saw you sneak your breakfast before your stuff was out to the trailer the day after I called you out for it in Minot. The next time you want to sneak under the radar, maybe you should change into your jersey first.
With sincere and unending love,
Kathy

To: Michelle
Fine: 50 cents
Re: When she tried to proposition other Bike and Builders in downtown Duluth by suggesting that we “pool our money together and get a room at the Comfort Suites for the night.”

To: Sharon
From: Kathy and Erik
Fine: No rest for your weary soul (I will wake you every nap I see you taking.)
Re: For waking up an hour early at Isaiah’s farm (after a 116-mile day) and, unable to open the door to the camper, proceeded to spend 15 of the loudest minutes tearing off the door to get out, waking us up in the process.

Props: Kathy
From: Everyone who wanted everything moved outside this morning
Re: You motivate us all with your “Let’s do it to it” attitude. But maybe the next time you want to scream, “”Let’s get this shit outside” try not to do it in the pastor’s ear.

Props: Jessie and Kate
From: Joy
Re: For attempting to hold tent up while sleeping during Hurricane Theodore

To: Teddy Roosevelt
Re: You sir, are a douche

To: Murphy of Murphy’s Law (Anything that can go wrong, will)
From: Everyone
Fine: 50 cents
Re: Thanks for everything, asshole

Props: Sharon, Sean Lindsey and Anson
From: Everyone especially our bikes, bags and gear
Re: For making our exciting night WAY less traumatic

To: The National Park Service
From: Everyone
Fine: $150 and one night of decent sleep
Re: For overcharging us to stay at your shoddy park, for warning us about buffalo and then refusing to come out when we were stranded in the road and for coming out to our campsite to check on the RV Trailer in the morning. Because I’m sure the RV trailer had a really rough night, you assholes.

To: Jessie
From: Kate and Joy
Re: For this morning at 3AM—“Tornado!”

To: Bison
From: Everyone
Fine: 25 cents
Re: Stop being such a fatty and move your lazy butt off the road

To: Dae
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For fleeing the scene of the crime. After leaving a South Korea XXXL sized dump in the men’s bathroom, the residents of the aforementioned restroom had “Hot Burrito Night” in the TRNP. The fear of overflow and the choice between a floor covered in Dae-poo and the perfect storm prevented any attempt at a flush. After the dirty deed, Dae retreated to the van where he accepted the penance of the reclining, warm driver’s seat as his comfy bed. Mad props to Sean for getting up close and personal to the you know what.

Props: The “Good Samaritan”
Re: To the old man who said, “Ya’ll missing a tarp?” Isaiah in response, “I don’t think so…” Old Man, “Cause I found this blue tarp about a mile away in a tree and I figured it might be yours.

Quote: “This is the most we have spent on accommodations thus far and Sean is sleeping face down next to a urinal . . . this is the quiet room.” – Unknown

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Pictures-Our ride in passes

Don't mess.
















Our first pass since VT. It was a rude awakening. And what a stupid name. Much too upbeat.









A beautiful sight.















Even prettier and well earned. The sign just after Sherman Pass, which is the highest pass in the state of Washington, the entire state. What did you do today?






For this ride, I absolutely crushed the climb. There was no stopping me. One of the better days for me. 








Doesn't even deserve the name of a pass. While it was a climb and tough, on the whole everyone thought it was on the easier side. If you can't see, the elevation is 4310'.








As we approached this pass, the weather made it look like we were riding straight into Mt. Doom. 







A monstrous switchback. I didn't even realize it was a switchback until I looked behind to take a picture. This was on the way up to Washington Pass on our ridiculous terrible day.




Look how happy I look. Sure I might be a bit cold and a bit wet, but still accomplished. I had no idea of the downhill to come. Or the bathroom I'd be hiding in trying to warm up for the next hour and a half.











After warming up, we pressed on to tackle Rainy Pass at 4855'. I'm am no longer accomplished and very wet and very cold. Notice the tights that are now on my legs and the expression on my face. Our last pass and hurdle of our trip. God forbid we get off easy.





Pictures-Last Ride

The last place I laid claim to. Well, there was still sleeping at the Salvation Army in Vancouver, but for all intensive purposes, this church was the last place we'd all be sleeping.










The morning of our last ride. Wasting away time and getting our bikes ready for one last 13 mile trek. It might's been our last day's ride, but if anything, it was more ceremonial. 





 
A group meeting to go over the route to the beach. A big reminder to make sure we all stop at the hotel about half a mile away from the beach so we can ride in together.







A bit surreal. The front of our trailer has "Vancouver or Bust" painted on it. How in the heck did we get to this point?







A shot taken while riding holding my camera behind my back and hoping it turns out. And look, it's Laura all smiles.







Bridge crossing over into Vancouver city proper. Though I left in a group of 6 from the church, but this time I think we're a group a 12.






Gathering the troops together at the Sylvia Hotel. 














Now riding in a group of 30. I was in the back of the pack with Sharon and there was a car behind us. There was absolutely no chance it was going to pass us.





Again the mass of bikers. Our last little bit before the beach. 









The beach! The ocean! The finish! The relief!









The standard bike and build pose that you've all seen so many times. 








All 30 of us and the champagne bottles we picked up along the way.








Stupidly still heading west.










Between the two of us, I think Kathy and I accounted for lots of the heavy laughing on the trip.








A group meeting to talk about the details for showers, the salvation army, dinner that night and other boring nitty gritty stuff.







What a well traveled duck. 









And the other duck tied to my front wheel hub. With a little piece of seaweed on him. Everytime my wheel spun, he'd be spinning too.











My final mileage at the beach.














Our last bike and build trace before we headed off in the van down to Seattle (where I got dropped off) and on their way west to Philadelphia to leave the van and trailer at Bike and Build offices.