To: Pen
From: Judges of creativity
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For believing he won the costume contest. Nice try, soldier boy.
To: Dae
From: Everyone
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For being so darn sexy.
Confession
To: Lindsey
From: Kathy
Re: Those shorts that I borrowed during the costume contest? Well, I was laughing so hard, I peed in them a little. Sorry.
To: Christopher
From: J-Muffin
Fine: 5 cents
Re: For getting dinner first 90% of the time…even when he drives the van.
To: Katrina
From: Jessie
Fine: Undetermined
Re: For not being able to identify Minnesota, Wisconsin, or the Mississippi on a map today.
To: Isaiah
From: Christopher and Anson
Fine: 3 cents
Re: For not knowing what a tributary is
Props: Michelle
From: Christopher
Re: For being able to say no thank you while smiling but still getting across the F you message
Props: Dan
From: Everyone
Re: For the formatting of the que sheet into Gays Mills
To: Dan
From: Everyone
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For the ¬directions on the que sheet riding into Gays Mills.
To: Fan
From: Bobby
Fine: 20 cents
Re: For losing me my Jenga championship
To: Bobby
From: Jessie
Fine: 5 cents
Re: For saying “wait we’re going across the continent?”
Props: Batman Crew (Christopher, Kathy, Pen, Kevin, Erik, Reed and Craig)
Re: For being awesome
To: Maki
From: Jessie
Fine: 5 cents
Re: For not knowing that we’d cross the Mississippi
Props: Christopher and Joy
From: Craig
Re: For finding great lunch stops the past two days
Fine: Isaiah
From: Craig
Re: For having our lunch stop next to a bog.
To: Isaiah
From: Everyone
Fine: 30 cents
Re: For bragging about never getting a flat tire
Props: Anson
From: Everyone
Re: For deflating Isaiah’s tire while he was bragging about never getting a flat tire.
To: Q-man
From: Dan
Fine: My next phone bill
Re: For talking on mine for so long
To: Kevin...I have no friends
From: Maki
Fine: Your blog entry in January with title, “I Have No Friends”
Re: The only blog entry said “Some people are looking for a summer adventure, some are looking to work for a good cause. I’m looking for more…a wife.”
To: Jessie
From: J-Muffin
Fine: 5 cents
Re: For giving me my nickname. Everyone else is fined 1 cent for letting it stick
To: Dan and Kim
From: Skydive Chicago
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For making our video PG-13
Props: Kathy
From: Christopher
Re: For going all the way for the win even when it means rubbing blue paint on your face
Props: Maki
From: Christopher
Re: For have the best pick up line…that doesn’t involve a poop joke.
To: Ian
From: Laura
Fine: 2 cents
Re: For claiming to be geriatric when he is really not older than the rest of us.
Props: Kathy
From: Christopher
Re: Winning the lotto.
Props: Joy
From: Everyone
Re: For making a que sheet that was .0018 miles off all day.
To: Zack
From: Matt Damon
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For stealing my look
Props: Zack
From: Christopher
Re: For using “please” and “thank you” so politely
Props: Katrina Roi
From: Everyone
Re: For being an all around class act
To: Google maps and Wisconsin
From: Everyone
Fine: 50 cents
Re: What the heck?!
To: Caitlin Callahan
From: Kathy (Really? Do you need to ask?)
Fine: Exclusion from any and all future bike and build trips
Re: Getting in my face for a straight hour and a half during lunch; bring precocious; having attitude; plaguing my nightmares
Props: Craig
From: Kathy
Re: For being the best pace leader through city streets. He points out everything and waves at cars on the right religiously. But I think a lot of people in cars are confused by the waving.
To: Kathy
From: The rest of the Batman crew
Fine: 50 cents
Re: For forcing everyone to get up for opening night and nearly missing it yourself because you were sleeping under the sink of the 4th floor bathroom.
To: Arianna
From: Jessie
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For flirting with farm kids other than our own to get out of an extra 20 miles on our ride to Gays Mills.
Props: Minnesota and Wisconsin
From: Everyone
Re: Appropriating budgets towards state signs
To: Isaiah
From: Everyone who was at the pool with you in Gays Mills
Fine: 10 cents
Re: Dipping your foot in the water to test the temperature after a hot 120 mile day. Come on.
To: Dan
From: Jessie
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For playing the Batman song in my ear at 5:30 am far, far away from anyone who actually saw the movie.
Props: Ryan Family in Janesville, WI
From: Christopher and Jessie
Re: For having wine, befitting our European palates.
Props: Kristen
From: Everyone
Re: For getting back on your bike after second lunch
Props: Lindsey
From: Dan
Re: For always saying “Good morning” back to me
To: Erik
From: Everyone
Fine: 10 cents
Re: For being nicer than any of us could ever hope to be. We resent it.
To: Michelle
From: Joy
Fine: 1 cent
Re: For making “peeper” noises and blaming it on the frogs while in the van on the date of July 6th.
To: Sean
From: Maki
Fine: 3 cents
Re: For taking a hiatus on his blue steel look to laugh at a story told at our Ashtabula picnic
To: Jess
From: Kathy
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For getting schwaste-y faced at the party in Janesville, “Does anyone else see two Ians?”
Two part fine:
To: Sharon
Fine: 15 cents
Re: For attempted defecation in farmer’s field in Ohio. When said farmer noticed and yelled from home, Sharon retreated. Cowardice is not tolerated here on B&B, we finish what we start.
To: Katrina
Fine: 25 cents
Re: For attempted seduction of above-mentioned elderly farmer. After expressing his outrage about Sharon “dancing in his field,” and threatening to trespass in our own land so we understood, Katrina offered in a silky voice that he was free to, “Drive your tractor in my field whenever you want.”
Lynden, WA
1 year ago


